From the Shameless Commerce Division of Writing Ball, it’s the Seinsmaschine Store. Everyone needs a Seinsmaschine baby bib, or beer stein, or blanket … right? And the image has even been tweaked in Photoshop for new, improved perspective.

Don’t blame me, this shop was created by popular request (from, er, one reader).

Here are a few of the many can’t-live-without-it gewgaws available at the store.