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Penelope’s typecast

by | Feb 27, 2013 | Torpedo | 15 comments

Meet the queen of the household.

Penelope showed up in our yard in summer 2005, barefoot and pregnant with what turned out to be 7 kittens. The meal we fed her that day has never been matched in sheer deliciousness.

Now meet the Purple Prose Producer, if you haven’t yet.

The Producer has been pressed into service to detail Penelope’s reactions to a variety of foods I picked up at Petco that match her vet-mandated low-protein-percentage requirements.

The following typecast was dictated very clearly by Penelope. She just hasn’t mastered touch typing yet, so I did the secretarial work.

And the clear winner, earning the coveted Link From Writing Ball, is: Soulistic!

15 Comments

  1. Bill M

    Penelope is one fine looking cat. Looks like she rules the house for a very comfortable throne.

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  2. Ton S.

    Does Penelope eat paella? ( :

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  3. Richard P

    It's worth a shot. FedEx some down here pronto!

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  4. notagain

    Nice cat. Good for you, adopting from the street. That's quite the detailed list.

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  5. teeritz

    It's a full-time job, ain't it? Nice cat!

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  6. Adwoa

    She's beautiful! I hope you were able to find homes for all seven kittens; that must have been quite the task.

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  7. Peter

    Love the Torpedo! How did you manage to even find a color-coordinated platen?

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  8. Richard P

    We kept Sunset; he is twice as big as Penelope and half as brave.

    Day Lily and Princess found a home with our catsitter.

    Purry, Midnight, Sparkle, and Goldie had to go to the SPCA, where we are optimistic that they were adopted.

    Our daughter, then 5 years old, named all 8 cats.

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  9. Peter

    Ingenious!!

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  10. Ted

    Found cats, like found typewriters, are the best! (:

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  11. Anonymous

    Awwww, she's beautiful! :D
    Adwoa beat me to the question about the kitties, that's great you kept one ;)

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  12. Rob Bowker

    Another typewriter household, another cat. Suitably spoiled and appropriately smug!

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  13. Martin A. Rice, Jr.

    Just spent a day surrounded by "Hemingway's" cats. I'm cat-ed out. The story is in my latest Tlog.

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  14. shordzi

    Excellent analysis, and: Hello Penelope!!

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