So you were won over by the dazzling good looks and cutting-edge high tech of the Pelvin D-Lux? Then you’ll want to join Angelina and get a [temporary] Pelvin tattoo! Yes, they exist already, and I’ve got four of them to give away.
In order to get one, you just have to be one of the first four people to comment on this post with something a tough typospherian might say. We tattooed people are tough, after all.
Messenger bloody well EDITS his typecasts so we can't see all the mistakes he makes. That's like airbrushing a Playboy Centrefold – not on!
That's telling that sissy Messenger! You've scored a tat, mate!
The last seven computers just couldn't handle the MIGHT of a typospherian – they literally crumbled under the force of the keystroke! So far this one seems to be do——-
Way to pound the keys!
I'll just be taking your Pelvin, and your last good ribbon, too!
That'll look good with my bracelet of keychoppers' fingers!
Something a good typo-spherian might say: 1) Sh*t, I'm too late, or 2) What? Not an Oliver?
He might say: "You got a long nose – so what?"
OK, so I already won a tat, so I'll recuse myself.
HOWEVER: "My favorite portable typer? The Underwood Five."
Typosphere Tough guys don't keychop – they wear the whole Underwood Five on a motorcycle chain necklace.
These are hilarious. Thanks, everyone!
*grin* I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to play, but this is definitely a fun post to read comments on.
Makes me wish I had been around a lot sooner…